Urdu Zabaan

nazmo zabt barqaraar rakhein aur urdu zabaan pe ghaur karein

moaaziz shohra-e- karam, degae' moazziz mehman, kaifiyat aisee hai ki....

suqoone dil ke liye kuch to ehtamam karun
aur zara nazar jo mile phir unhe salaam karun
mujhe to hosh nahi aap mashwara dijiye
kahan se chedu fasana kahan tamaam karun

Hindustaan ke m-aashre ko urdu zabaan ne badi zeenat bakshi hai, bada husn baksha hai,
usi zabaan ne dilli me parvarish paayee hai...
jahan pe thodi der ke liye humein aitraaf karna padega ki urdu zabaan yateem ho gayee

jahan me ahle-emaa surate-e khursheed jeetay hain
idhar dubay udhar nikle udhar dubay idhar nikle...

woh kaifiyat jo ahle eman ke hai woh is zabaan ki hai...
aur jahan tak jo log is zabaan ko nahi samajhte woh uski loch aur uski khanak ko bahut pasand karte hain...

Its well said...by Dilip Kumar(Yousuf Khan) in a Mushaira....so, do u guyz still know urdu and enjoy its loch and khanak....if u do, pour in some sensible and good sher's u know....

lets re-live the urdu moments

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Dudes!!!

Topics: Note more than 150 words please

Kumail(AbuDhabi) : How credit card companies earn through credit cards.
Shomu : Why offering Namaz is better for life than NOT.
Sameen : Being a woman is the most beautiful thing.
Danish : Why I chose Biotech as my career.
Sana : Why I still Love India.

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Give your communicating email ids also. I need to explain how you can earn thru blogs.

All the Best.

Whats your say about the sayings...

Well! here are some really wonderful quotes by famous people but im not writing their names because I want u people to choose and write the names of the people of our 'khaandaan’ who are best suited to have said the quote.. or to which person it implies the most or both…if u want u could also give a reason for the same. (different people for diff. quotes…I mean their could be a repetition but not one person for all)
Hmm...u may feel there are too many quotes to answer at one go..so I have a better idea u may choose any 5-6 for the above task.
Also tell which one is your favorite and why???


Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn.
He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
God, please save me from your followers!
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

A dog is not considered good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.
Woman was God's second mistake.

How much do you know? Part 1

How much do you remember/know?

• What are the top three things Saeed Chacha talk about India when he is in India?
• Who's the most short tempered person in our/extended family?And will he get angry seeing this ques?
• How many two wheelers including all did we have uptil now (Dr. Mohsin's family)?
• How many exit doors we have in Iffat Manzil ( Sheesh Mahal) excluding the Main Gate?
• Who had the first cable connection in our extended family?

If the person is able to answer 4 out of the above 5 questions u will get a special EIDI once I meet him/her.

Come on Shoot!!!!

!!Celebrations!!...wohoooo

Wish you all a very wonderful and siwainyiful EID....

We have also to celebrate Ahsan's and Fizza's Bday....Happy Bday in advance to Ahsan ( 15 Oct) and to Fizza (13 Oct)

People born in October are:

Diplomaitic and urbane

Romantic and charming

Easygoing and sociable

Idealistic and peaceable

On the dark side....

Indecisive and changeable

Gullible and easily influenced

Flirtatious and self-indulgent

They have good critical faculty and are able to stand back and look impartially at matters which call for an impartial judgment to be made on them. But they do not tolerate argument from anyone who challenges their opinions, for once they have reached a conclusion, its truth seems to them self-evident; and among their faults is an impatience of criticism and a greed for approval. But their characters are on the whole balanced, diplomatic and even tempered.

Stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations


1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. ....
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here...

2. In the bus:... A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he’s a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair....
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth....
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

------->If u know any more such questions...post it here.....

Cake made by Fizza...!!!

Hi All,

The above cake is completely made by Fizza , so thought of sharing the picture if you cant taste it. Tell me how it looks....?

It reminds me a puzzle too...How would you chop the cake into 8 equal halves with only 3 attempts.

Enjoy!!!!

Ek Kavita and its resemblance with my work

Following is the kavita written by one of my friend Sandeep long time back, but it is also what I can describe my present work scenario. Enjoy!!!
Main EMP ID 786
aksar apni seat se dekhta hoon
apni hi tarah
khaali baithe ek colleague ko dekhta hoon
kabhi mail karta
kabhi coffee peeta
kabhi messanger pe chat karta
woh kehte hain woh PL hai
woh kehte hain woh senior hai
phir kyon mere jaisa lagta hai
kyon din bhar Fw: padhta hai
Main EMP ID 786
aksar apni seat se dekhta hoon
cabin me baithe apne PM ko dekhta hoon
kabhi phone pe
kabhi conf-call pe
gussa utarta jaane kis pe
who kehte hain project shuru hone wala hai
wait karo, object aane wala hai
phir kyon mujhe yeh jhootha sa lagta hai
phir kyon yeh sapna sa lagta hai
Main EMP ID 786
aksar apni seat se dekhta hoon
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Some sahayriii
woh thi, raat thi tanhayi thi,ek sher tha ek nagma tha
achanak !!!!
nagma ko sher kha gaya
Second One
maine tujhe dekha
phir samundar ko dekha
phir samundar ko hi dekhta raha

badan pe sitare

yaar cant help describing this.
its a real hit in my college too...this song is magical.absolutely genius work by everyone...artists including shammi kapoor and vyjantimala...mohd.rafi is fantastic and the music is so catchy.
its the ultimate fast track of the late 60s.....a perfect dance number.
i have fallen in love with its video.
plzz hav a look and post ur comment if u liked it as much as i did.
watch the moves of shammi kapoor and the the sharmana of the actress,her dance and her moving eyes...absolutely unbelieveable.the way the camera moves and the expressions when the hero holds heroine's hand is simply magical at the 2nd minute 47th second.....
and plzz dont miss the touching music in the last 20 seconds of the song.
sorry if u dont like songs but i hav seen this more than hundred times.
enjoy

Chak De India!!!! This time its cricket

Guyz!!! India won the T20 World Cup and brings the country together as nothing else can.
Moment for every Indian to relish....!!!!

It was a team without coach. In 1983 also we did not have a coach.

Now let me know how do you feel and what was the X factor that made India win.

Its a real chak de ...

Do u really know cricket.

1 For 11 players (1 to 11), with each bowling the batsman is clean bowled. Which number batsman will be left NOT out if the team is all out? (KBC question)

2 The batting team has to make a single run to win the match on the last ball with the last wicket in hand. The bowler bowls a wide ball and the keeper stumps the batsman out. What will be the result of the match?

3 Why there is a run out on a No-Ball.

4 The batsmen run between the wickets but in an attempt of run out, the fielder throws the ball at the wicket with so much pace that all three stumps fall. To the batsman luck, it was not run out but resulted in an overthrow. They run again, now there is chance of run out on the same side, how would the fielders do it.?

5 Can the striking batsman start running before the ball reaches to him and the bowl has left from the bowlers' hand?

Please let me know your views.

Ahsan n Me on a bicycle in our early teens

I can recall a funny incident which happened some 16 years back. Ahsan with his newly learnt pedal steps and balancing bicycle wheels had this beginner’s urge to prove how fast he could ride. So he made me sit the feminine way on the front rod of the bicycle. He took me all the way from Sahu colony to some remote area which was at the “back of beyond of” our house.

Suddenly he realized that he was driving too fast on a steep road and if he went on with the same speed, we would surely end up hitting someplace. And as luck would have it, it happened….Ahsan had head-on collision with a so called chaarpaai, and so much was the impact of the brake, I followed a parabolic trajectory up in the air and landed onto the chaarpaai with a loud thud. Ya ...this is true and it was not the end, one of the legs of the charpaai immediately broke , seeing all this we thought of running but before we could escape, one lady supposedly the chaarpai owner came out from nowhere and caught me firmly by my hand.

We cudnt understand what to do next....ha ha ha, we were in early teens, Ahsan had some 15-20 Rs savings which was secretly saved in his drawer. He told me to run and get them before the whole jhopad crowd beat the hell out of us.

I ran with a speed of more than Ahsan’s bicycle speed, returned within minutes, handed over all the Ahsan's savings to the Phoolan devi . After that, till a week Ahsan didn’t dare ride the bicycle and we shared the incident with all the colony friends and suggested all to not to ride in that area.

Still I go into fits of laughter when I come to think of it.

Which One's Your Favorite?

You are on an airplane and have to jump out with only one other person - you have both of your children on the plane. Would you jump with one child hoping that someone else on the plane would jump with your other child? What would YOU do in that situation?

SUPER MAN

Post your honest scores after clicking on Superman.the following link will take you to the world of Superman
http://hk.promo.yahoo.com/movie/superman/Stop_Press_Game/

What is LOVE

guys post your comments on what do u think is love...
does it exist....
ohh and ya plzz dont be stupidly sensible enuf to tell me the love of parents,sisters,friends etc..........
i wanna know about the 'romantic' love....for ur lover or beloved.
plzz dont take it serious....u can tell me wat u think about it even if u dun wanna tell ur experience or if ur too younger.(adult ones.... plzz post ur comment too)
these days people dont find love true and existing!!!!is it true?
what can u do to save ur love?(if it exists)
also tell does love exist after marriage?
i will post my comment on it tomorrow nyt.

हिंदी से English

१ मैं जाता तो हूँ ।
२ क़मर लचक गयी ।
३ चाचा ने चाची को चांदी के चम्मच से चटनी चटाई।

Guyz..can u translate them in english, lets see...

IQ

X and Y are playing a game. There are eleven 50 paise coins on the table and each player must pick up at least one coin but not more than five. The person picking up the last coin loses. X starts. How manycoins should he pick up at the start to ensure a win no matter what strategy Y employs?

check within

ok guys...heres something serious for u...
all of you are having a gud time here in faraz's blog.....and it seems we are reinventing ourselves and having fun with each other after i dunno maybe for the first time this way.
i just wanted all of u to post ur comments on how u take ur life...its not a tuf question lemme clear myself on wat i need to know...
leave islam for a second.
answer me...o
how many of you feel proud of wat u do for ur country,for urself and how honest you are to ur loved ones...it doesnt need an absolute answer..
go on ...try guys.
open ur heart and write.
im writing the first post to give you an idea.

Have You Got Spare 18 seconds ...

Try and see IF you can accomplish it in 18 seconds ,Remember just 18 seconds .Just follow the link and post comments if you are successful

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Shab -e- raat mubaarak to all!!

Shab -e- raat mubaarak to all!!
Wiladat of our present Imam, Imam Al-Mahdi (A.S.)

Riddle 1

Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it???

A warrior

A warrior and his friend was surrounded in a battle by the enemies from all corners . What would the warrior say to his friend if the warrior is

a . ashu
b. ahsan
c. jafar
d. shomu

A Puzzle

A father and his son were driving on a car and met with an accident. Father dies on spot, the son was gravely injured and was taken to the hospital .
On reaching the hospital Surgeon said I cant do the operation as he is my son. How could this be possible?

Early birds with the correct answer wud get some gifts from me when I meet them.

Brothers

why r brothers so casual in their approach and laid back in attitude when it comes to their sisters ??? a question by Sameen!!!! All invited for comments,,,

A camel

ek to oonth ooncha upar se oonchey oonth ki poonch oonchi ....in english?

A bottle

Ek botal hili aur hil ke rah gayee....

In english........?

Onion Uttappam

You have to order Onion Uttappam, how would you order if u dont know the name...in other words describe onion uttappam in emglish.

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